there are 27 to do when you are bored..
1.Wax the ceiling.
2.Loosen the lug nuts on your dad’s new car.
3.Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
4.Repeat above until failure.
5.Rearrange political campaign signs.
6.Sharpen your teeth.
7.Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
8.Braid your dogs hair.
9.Clean and polish your belly button.
10.Water your dog…see if he grows.
11.Wash a tree.
12.Genuflect to Lawrence Welk.
13.Knight yourself and some close friends.
14.Flirt with an evergreen.
15.Scare Steven King.
16.Give your cat a mohawk.
17.Play Pat Boone records backwards.
18.Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group…surprise your grandmother.
19.Listen to a painting.
20.Play with matches.
21.Buff your cat.
22.Smile!!!!! 
23.Write letters to terrorcom (telecom) that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing (on open proxy thing).
24.Turn your TV picture tube upside down.
25.Take your sofa for a walk.
26.Dial 999…breath heavily.
27.Go to a funeral…tell jokes.
for more things to do.. please refer to “258 things to do when you are bored”
